A knight in the rode

It was late at knight, I was walking down a rode when a dear and a bare crossed my path. They were week and read and they didn't have a sent.
I had just died my hair and a be stung me, and I new i had sum tee at home. I aloud them to follow me down the isle and to sale with me.
When we got there, there were ate pieces of meet, which I offered to the cute monkeys.
We reached the see and we had scheduled to meat the turkey whales at that sight.
When they arrived we went to the theater to watch Cats. At the final seen the bare, the deer, the be, the cute monkeys and the turkey whales cried their eyes out, that was when I laughed.